A Day of Wood and Woe

Greetings, friends. Bjorn here.

Spent the day in a bitter feud with some trees. My quest for wood was cursed, I tell you! The forests near Britain refused to yield their timber, and my axe arm grew weary with failure. Every attempt to carve staves for a simple barrel ended in splinters and shame.

The only success? Finding new and interesting ways to get lost. Explored the same three bushes near the carpentry shop more times than I care to admit. A truly productive day. I think I'll go yell at a tree.

-Bjorn