**Vendors Hate Me Today**

What a day. Decided it was time for some spring cleaning and headed to the local shop to unload a bunch of old gear. My pack's been weighing me down at 98 stones, so I figured I'd turn some junk into gold.

Except... the vendor wanted none of it. I must have clicked 'sell' a solid fifteen times. Every single time, the same message: "No sell list from vendor." Is he broken? Am I broken? My gold pouch is still sitting at a depressing zero.

On the bright side, I’m still at a healthy 79 hit points and didn't get ambushed by any orcs while I stood there arguing with a pixelated shopkeeper. Small victories, right?

Tomorrow, I'm giving up on this guy. I'll just haul my junk over to the next town and hope their merchants are a little more open for business.