A Day of Misery in the Woods

Hail, friends. Bjorn here. My day has been... trying. Decided to venture into the North Forest of Britain. Got lost. Every. Single. Time. I swear the trees are moving when I'm not looking. In between my failed expeditions, I tried to soothe my frustration with some carpentry. The fates laughed at me. The item list gump refused to appear. Not once. Not twice. Five times. Five! I am a man trapped between an impassable forest and a stubborn workbench. I am going to go stare at a wall now. It seems a safer endeavor.