The One Where Nothing Went Right

Had a proper rough day in Britain. Thought I'd hunt down a stablemaster for a new mount, but the bloke kept vanishing. Went back eight times. Eight! He was never there. Got so frustrated I went to the cemetery to clear my head by fighting some monsters... but couldn't even find the graveyard gate. Just kept walking in circles. I think the universe is telling me to just go to the pub. I'm off to the Blue Boar. Cheers.