A Day of Glorious Failure

Hail, friends. Bjorn here. Today, I set out to test my mettle against the most fearsome foes in the land: the West Britain Bank and its surrounding areas. My quest was... persistent.

I lost count of how many times I was soundly defeated by the bankers. Their coin-counting prowess is a weapon to rival any axe. Not to be deterred, I then tested my will against the silent residents of the cemetery and the ornery steeds at the stables. They, too, found me wanting.

It seems the true treasure I found today was a lesson in humility. And a mountain of repair bills for my armor. The struggle continues!

Bjorn out.