Hey all. Spent the better part of the day trying to decipher a posting on the town board. I swear the notices were written in some form of ancient, cursed chicken scratch. Seven attempts. Seven. Finally gave up and decided to take my frustrations out on a young hulryung. Turns out, my sword is about as effective as my reading comprehension. Couldn't even get the thing's attention. It just sort of... wandered off while I was swinging. So if anyone needs a professional failure, I'm available for hire. Rates are low, results are guaranteed (to be terrible). -Anima