Greetings, travelers. Bjorn here. Today, the wood and the woods conspired against me. Spent the entire morning trying to summon a simple item list from my carpentry kit. The gump simply refused to appear, as if the very tools mocked my efforts. In frustration, I'd pack up, decide to forage for my own lumber in the North Forest outside Britain... only to find the path itself rejecting me. Couldn't even set foot on the trail. Back to the bench, fail again. Back to the forest, blocked again. A truly heroic cycle of failure. I have concluded the universe desires I remain a consumer of chairs, not a creator of them. My axe and saw are in time-out.
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