Greetings, fellow adventurers. Bjorn here.
I have perfected a new strategy. It is called "The West Britain Bank Heist." It is going... poorly. I have attempted to, let's say, 'withdraw' some funds exactly ten times today.
The result? Ten glorious failures. I believe the guards are beginning to recognize my face. And my running-away-screaming technique.
Perhaps tomorrow I will try a new tactic. Like mining. Or fishing. Something with a slightly lower chance of meeting the business end of a guard's halberd.
Bjorn out. My pride and I need a drink.
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