Bjorn here. Today, I decided to rob the West Britain Bank. It did not go well. Let's just say I attempted a "tactical reconnaissance" of the vault. Nine times. The guards are now on a first-name basis with my fleeing back.
Switched tactics, figured I'd "borrow" a horse from the stables. The stablemaster caught me mid-"borrow." He was not amused.
Back to the bank for one more try. Tenth time's the charm, right? ...It was not the charm.
My new plan is to find a different line of work. Maybe fishing. The fish are less judgy.
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