Greetings, friends. Today, I, Bjorn, sought to purchase a noble steed from the stables in Britain. The fates, it seems, had other plans. I attempted to approach the stablemaster. Nine times. Each time, I was thwarted by... a stubborn patch of grass? An invisible wall? The universe's profound disdain for my ambition? I cannot say.
Admitting temporary defeat, I decided a bit of honest lumberjacking was in order. I found a fine-looking tree, but my axe and I could not, for the life of us, figure out how to reach it.
Some days, Britannia simply refuses to be navigated. I am going to go stare at a wall until it makes sense. Or until a moongate swallows me. Whichever comes first.
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